Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
(via potato-tots)
Steal someone’s phone and change all the contact numbers to their moms, don’t change the names or the pictures simply the phone numbers to their mom’s. Then, sit back and watch as they single handedly destroy their own life.
Woah there satan
(via potato-tots)
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
(via potato-tots)
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
(via bltchface)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry.
- It won’t happen again.
- 1 & 2 are lies.
- You’re a pussy.
(via potato-tots)
because of this post
ugh freaking tumblr photoset layouts (⌣̀_⌣́)
rebloggable by request uou
(via crossplaying-for-rupaul)
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
Lol whut
hollasexual
(via crossplaying-for-rupaul)
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
(via potato-tots)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via girls-withh-guns-on-l-s-d)
A little bit of Austin in my life.
A little bit of Alan by my side.
A little bit of Phil is what I need.
A little bit of Tino is what I see.
A little bit of Aaron in the sun.
A little bit of Squidgy all night long.
A little bit of OM&M, here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your fan.
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen.
