Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Steal someone’s phone and change all the contact numbers to their moms, don’t change the names or the pictures simply the phone numbers to their mom’s. Then, sit back and watch as they single handedly destroy their own life.
Woah there satan
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry.
- It won’t happen again.
- 1 & 2 are lies.
- You’re a pussy.
because of this post
ugh freaking tumblr photoset layouts (⌣̀_⌣́)
rebloggable by request uou
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
A little bit of Austin in my life.
A little bit of Alan by my side.
A little bit of Phil is what I need.
A little bit of Tino is what I see.
A little bit of Aaron in the sun.
A little bit of Squidgy all night long.
A little bit of OM&M, here I am.
A little bit of you makes me your fan.
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen.